4 Whiskies, 5 minutes, 6 bloggers - PART 1... SHE SAID...

SHE SAID:  4 lovely personalities perched in front of me, timer set.

Go.  So, tell me about yourself I said to the first one. 

My name is Uigeadail and I am 54.2%ABV (big smile).  I come from an island called Islay.  I'm blond with highlights of amber and I've got lovely legs.  Hmmm, I thought...  I knew he was nervous I could smell him from across the table:  Earthy like, like wet moss.  He must have eaten red cherry lifesavers before he came in.  I think he smoked, because when he talked it reminded me of ashes.  Can I kiss you I said, hoping not to sound too forward.  I was right, ash tray on the breathe and something that reminded me of PVC piping.  I was sort of interested but his finishing moves were not impressive, fairly short and to the point.  He did make a few spicy comments, but they rubbed me like white pepper.  Here, but quickly forgotten.  DING!  (Thank god I thought, moving on)

Hi, they call me PC6, or at least that's what I think he said, pretty thick accent??  What's your ABV I said as he kissed my hand.  His kiss left a trail of water on my hand (mouth watering) and he reaked of rum raisin ice cream?  His humor, really dry but not boring by any means.  I was hoping for a smouldering fire, but got very little smoke or flame.  As he reached over and caressed my cheek he whispered, my ABV 61.6%.  Cheeky monkey, trying to get me drunk during speed whisky, the nerve!.  He came on strong, and really could make an uneducated women feel creamy, that's for sure.  DING!  Moving on, next!!!

Hey there little lady he said with a swagger and wearing a 10 gallon hat!  WTF is this??  Smooth talker, so sweet he reminded me of a tall cool glass of root beer float on a summer night.  But if you sat close enough you could smell that his hat must have been stored next to the fireplace he had in his basement back home in Texas!  I think I detected some sooth or creosote?  I asked if I could kiss him, sure he said in his drawl.  I think he had washed his mouth out with Listerine, medecinal?!  MY WORD... and bitter.  Oddest fellow I've ever tasted really?  Left me quite perplexed.  I don't think he was very interested in me, his finish was as long as the Jeopardy song, here and gone...?   BELL went off and the next personality arrived.

OH MY!?  This one has Alligator boots on and a patch that says 51.2%.  Nice I think, I can handle that, but the boots???  He seems sweet, bit quiet.  His aftershave smells a bit floral with a hint of banana or pineapple, something fruity and clean smelling.  I had to kiss him I found myself quite attracted to this one.  He kissed me hard and long.  He tasted of smoky bacon, very meaty and satisfying.  My mouth watered and it was full of flavor.

There's my speed whisky choice.  His finish was spicy and hot.  Just the way I like em.


A little overwhelmed and light headed on the whisky trail but giggling my ass off.  This was fun!


Johanne